Character Madness

[elijah]

This is a game in which you talk to your character(s). Most of them turn out to be hilarious.

Example:

London:I'm bored...
Me:Well...Do something constructive.
London:Do I have to?
Me:Yes.
Ryne: Why do you *falls*always start out with London in the CMs?
Remus:Because London's her favorite...and nobody likes the stupid werewolf*sobs*
Me:Remus, You are not stupid....And I go by the rule ladies first.
Elijah:Then London should be the last to speak...
London:Patty! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?
Me:*bites lip* Well....
London:Elijah! What did you do to her?
Elijah:Why do you insist on blaming me if Patty likes me better...
London:Ok, let me rephrase the question...What the HELL did you do to her?
Elijah:Ok, so I may snog her if I don't get my way sometimes....It seems to make her shut up for awhile.
London:Damn you, I don't have that option.
Elijah:Well...
Me:NO!
Remus:I wish James would have hit me....I deserve to die.
Me:No you don't.
London:Hey Remus..Maybe you should just snog Patty. That seems to make Elijah's dreams come true...
Me:Haha, very funny Lon...REMUS. Were you actually going to take her advice?
Remus:*face almost to Patty's* No...*steps away* Damn.
Me:I'm not some sort of toy that you guys control. I control you, not the other way around. It's not like you guys can ignore me and do whatever you-
Elijah:*snogs Patty*
Me:..........................*faints*
Ryne:So what now?
Elijah:*laughs* We take over the world...
London: Shut up! Now we do something constructive. *heads to the fridge*

1 hour later

Me:*wakes up* What happened? Why is the room pitch black
London:What do you mean? *giggles*
Me:I mean.....Did you just giggle?
London:No...*giggles* Remus, stop that!
Me:WOAH!!!*turns on the lights to find alcohol bottles everywhere* What the...?
London:Good morning, sunshine, the earth said something but I forgot to take a message.
Me:*goes to the fridge*London, when I told you to do something constructive I did not mean drink...
London:You're just mad because all the alcohol's gone....*sad now*Oh, Patty! The alcohol's GONE!
Remus:Kill me, Patty. Really? Out of all the people that suffer from werewolfism you had to choose the only one with friends....WHY?
Me:Stop freaking out!
Elijah:He's drunk too....Drinking is stupid...
Me:You're just saying that because you don't think I know that you drank some beers...
Ryne:I didn't dri-*staggers and falls*
Elijah:He looks like he drank!
Me:Stop trying to get the attention off yourself. He just has problems talking to girls.
Elijah:Really? That's a good cover if you drink all the time...
London:...The rum is gone........
Me:You had wine cooler! We don't even have rum! Ugh! So the only one of you I have no disapointment in is Ryne.
Ryne:Crack is wack....
Me:No, they drank, Ryne.
Ryne:Oh: Drink....and you stink
London*freaks out* I STINK? You son of a-*punches Ryne*
Me:Hey! I will not have my characters fighting in a CM! I control you guys!
London:Patty gets repetitive when she's angry...Maybe you should....
Elijah: Do I have to?
London:yeah.
Elijah: Here goes. *snogs Patty*
Me:................................................................*faints*
Ryne: Now what?
London: Now we look for more alcohol.
Elijah: Sounds like a perfect plan to me.
Remus:I think there's some in the pantry*sobs* James loves alcohol...
London: When do you think Patty will wake up again?
Elijah:I don't know..It took her longer to faint this time so I think we have three hours.
London: You know, I might actually like you...
Elijah:Yeah, I still don't like you.



Have fun!